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The Pacifier

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After a Navy SEAL fails to rescue a scientist who developed a top secret device, he is assigned to guard the man's children while searching for information on where the device may be hidden inside the house. Along the way, he must cope with rebellious teens, child care, an overbearing school official, and foreign spies also looking for it.
95 min
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Sacramento News & Review
Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here.
August 07, 2008
AV Club
At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.
September 26, 2005
Common Sense Media
A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.
December 28, 2010
Ebert & Roeper
It's so awful. This reminds me, every once in a while on television they'll show failed sitcom pilots that never got picked up by the networks, and this has the feel of something like that.
March 07, 2005
Urban Cinefile
It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster.
October 18, 2008
Cinema Crazed
Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless.
April 29, 2009
Movies for the Masses
full review in Greek
October 03, 2006
Christianity Today
It's almost as if the writers got carried away with brainstorming all the funny things they could do with Vin Diesel's character.
November 01, 2006
Entertainment Weekly
A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.
March 09, 2005
Time Out
Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.
August 16, 2007
Rolling Stone
There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.
March 10, 2005
Village Voice
[An] unintentional fascist satire.
March 09, 2005